United recruiting additional stewards

[Myleftfoot]

  I have been considering an application for "additional stewards". Does anyone know if they've got enough yet?
    I think I could bring something new to the role!
 8)

 

[kingofnaves]

I think your too intelligent MLF!

[Myleftfoot]

Ahhh....  thanks KON  8) Who would make a good steward? 

[lonegunman]

Do you have a pony tail mlf?

Check the grassy knoll and the chips and curry.  :bunny

[Shoddys Lane]

I know of one or two barstewards who could well fit the bill.  8)

[Myleftfoot]

Do you have a pony tail mlf?

Check the grassy knoll and the chips and curry.  :bunny

Oh… sorry no, I found about twenty years ago the hair on my head began sliding down my back with little concern of my feelings! It remains forever sensitive to gravity!

Is a pony tail essential criteria?

[lonegunman]

I still have a full head of hair and i'm very nearly 60. Although when i was about 16 i told my mother i was going to have a ponytail, she of course was less than impressed with the idea. So she asked my father to have a word in my shell like, he told me something I've never forgot and changed my mind about them forever. These were his wise words, if you want a ponytail boy you have one, remember this though, when you lift up a ponytail there is always an arsehole under it.   

Check the grassy knoll and the chips and curry.  :bunny