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Walker signs
« on: January 29, 2013, 10:48:32 PM »

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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 11:26:28 PM »
Story - http://tinyurl.com/af63ppn

Sounds useful wonder if he can sing and dance too.   Maybe more cut out for basketball than football .

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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 11:38:05 PM »
Oh the irony . . .


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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2013, 12:13:28 AM »
Interesting. First question is, how old is he. Second question is, what are his credentials.

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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2013, 07:13:42 AM »
I thought it was first question

1) How tall is he?

2) How strong and athletic is he?

3) How far can he throw it?

4) Can he kick it?

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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2013, 08:01:36 AM »
I suppose the age question was another way of asking if he is old enough to have experience  apart from a miners welfare team. Can he play a brass instrument for example. When I was at school I was 6', athletic, always won the competition to see who could throw the cricket ball the furthest but was crap at football. Lets hope he can play football and be a good assett.

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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2013, 09:25:00 AM »
Another page in the contact book turned, soon be raiding the Boston league

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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2013, 03:18:01 PM »
If he can only kick a ball as far as he can throw it, then he can't kick it very far. Still, look how many goals a crap Stoke attack score from long throws.

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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2013, 03:37:56 PM »
“He can play full back, he can play wide and he can play in the centre, he’s got three strings to his bow.”


What's the difference between wide, and fullback?

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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2013, 03:53:09 PM »
“He can play full back, he can play wide and he can play in the centre, he’s got three strings to his bow.”


What's the difference between wide, and fullback?
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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2013, 04:43:56 PM »
Probably be 6" BP

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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2013, 06:17:20 PM »
“He can play full back, he can play wide and he can play in the centre, he’s got three strings to his bow.”


What's the difference between wide, and fullback?
A wide-man is usually a right or left-sided midfielder. Any other positions you need help with?

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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2013, 01:19:08 AM »
An average quality Evo Stik league player, no better than what we already have.

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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2013, 08:09:11 AM »
Another "inspired" signing from Level 4 Non-League Football? Would have thought the priority is another keeper.  :dan
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Re: Walker signs
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2013, 10:09:08 AM »
Lets give the lad a chance , the current players are not pulling up many trees, some have played league football.