If my BGS records are correct, you are Mark Isaac (1G) who borrowed my copy of the "Silver Sword " by Ian Serrailler on 14/9/76 and have never returned it. Scandalous behaviour , what would Kenny Whittle say ?
(And I hasten to add, you struggled at reading aloud , if my memory serves me correctly, hence you shouldn't be lecturing people about the in's and outs of the English language).
I would be most grateful if you would return my copy at a home game this coming season.......... on the other hand, pigs might fly .
(Sorry to have left this issue 36 years, but I was worried you may post a photo of my house on the internet if I upset you).
Dave