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Emile Heskey
« on: May 23, 2012, 07:05:15 PM »
Rumoured to be seriously considering signing for us... heard it here first.

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2012, 07:11:47 PM »
Is it April already?

check the grassy knoll and the chips and curry  :bunny
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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2012, 07:16:56 PM »
Hang on, i've just read on the net that Emily Heskey is thinking of joining BUFC as a cleaner come cook.

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 07:41:08 PM »
Hang on, i've just read on the net that Emily Heskey is thinking of joining BUFC as a cleaner come cook.

check the grassy knoll and the chips and curry  :bunny

Take your sarcasm somewhere else.

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 07:46:24 PM »
Now  now, only a bit of fun   ;)

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2012, 08:00:17 PM »
The only way he'd sign for us is if he aimed for the Championship and missed.

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2012, 11:52:59 AM »
Nobody told me that the club planned to set a donkey sanctuary

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2012, 08:55:41 PM »
Nobody told me that the club planned to set a donkey sanctuary

They did say they wanted to tap into other income streams

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2012, 09:31:58 PM »
Nobody told me that the club planned to set a donkey sanctuary

Well, the club did take in Trevor Benjamin once.  ;D

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2012, 05:42:10 AM »
Just for fun of course  ;)

Emile Heskey arrives in Hull to discuss move to Leicester
After being released by Aston Villa, former England striker Emile Heskey is believed to have arrived in Hull to discuss a move to Leicester, missing his targeted destination by approximately 83 miles.

Heskey is believed to have veered off course after spotting some goalposts on a playing field on the A38 outside leicester.

The former Liverpool and Wigan frontman, who scored 9 goals for Aston Villa in 90 league appearances, is believed to be keen on a move back to his hometown club as soon as he’s worked out where it is.

Some Leicester City fans have expressed doubts over a possible move for Heskey, with some raising concerns that his best days are very much like the opposition goalmouth during games – behind him.

“I’ve spoken to a few Villa fans about his performances for them,” revealed Leicester fan Grant Harrison.

“They mostly seem to be of the opinion that he needs a sat-nav to find his way into the six-yard box.”

Heskey released
Leicester have not released any official statement regarding Heskey, but manager Nigel Pearson has revealed details of an exciting Brazilian talent that an unnamed agent has given the club first refusal on.

“I’ve not met the lad yet, but the agent has assured me that his first and second name end in an ‘O’ which means he’s guaranteed to be world class.”

“I think it was something like Emilio Heskinho.”

“That should get the fans excited.”


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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2012, 10:16:10 PM »


 No Emile Heskey talks - Hull City boss Steve Bruce
Hull City boss Steve Bruce says he has had no contact with former England striker Emile Heskey.

The 34-year-old is a free agent after being released by Aston Villa at the end of last season.

Anyone got any inside info on the Heskey signing  ?



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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2012, 12:39:51 AM »
I will neither confirm/deny rumours that he was at pre-season training tonight..... ::)

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2012, 06:51:05 AM »
Then we'll be scrutinising any photos that pop up from training Dave.   ;)

check the grassy knoll and the chips and curry  :bunny
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