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The winners of the moaning bar stewards cup of 2011/2012 are to be jointly shared by scouse pilgrim naughty forties dt woodall and king of knaves whose contributions have been priceless. The prizes to be shared are as follows,a pair of rose tinted specs to look for positive posts a bottle of happy clapper elixir to stimulate a one off positive use of a small mind a pair of gloves in pristine condition to wave a non existent season ticket and last of all a tube of lipstick to kiss each others derriere .These prizes are to be awarded in the empty BUFC ground in the middle of the pitch as they sit around their mid table waving to an imaginary squad of players from the tiny hamlet of Nottingham. It would be advisable for them to obtain tissues for the sole purpose of wiping the snot away from the posters noses they frequently get up.I am taking an extended leave from posting on this forum to study for a G c S e in how not to pull a great little club to pieces. In conclusion god luck to the four of you for next years cup. :bunny