The Patter Table Re the table of doom
I have only just seen this post nearly fell of my chair, can you imagine that table, with all of the moaners and groaners on here in one place, you would be able to tell which table it was straight away, the one with the black doom clouds over it with the occasional fork of lightening breaking through, what a fun night would be had by all, NOT.
Don’t really know if they would actually speak to each other, they might not be so brave, not been able to hide behind their computer screens, still it would give their carers a night off I suppose,
Anyway they wouldn’t get served, as one of the biggest wind up merchants on here would have cut the wages of the staff or turned them into BUSA volunteer’s (leaving it to poor Jan and the B U S A girls running about all night )looking after them (but he would offer to help out as long as he "didn’t have to buy a season ticket next season as long as he is not working that is") Then there’s his mate (the second biggest wind up merchant on here ,no that’s not really fair let’s say biggest moaner on here) just sat there nodding as he seems to agree with everything he says, mind you he could help with the serving dishing it out as he gets plenty of practice on here, then again no, as he can’t take anything back can he. I could go on but I won’t , being a confirmed happy clapper, I am not really allowed my opinion on here,
Anyway at least 4 of them wouldn’t turn up at all but they would all still write it up on patter the next day saying how shit it was and moaning about the speaker.
Now if there was a table for the happy clappers on here count me in what a fun night we would have streamer’s going off balloons a popping smiling happy faces all clapping away not a care in the world
OK back into hiding before the snipers get me on here,
“Shergar stop that and no you can’t volunteer to be a steward KON would never allow it have you seen the price of hay.
