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cooper_the_squirrel

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Cheesy jokes
« on: October 26, 2011, 04:57:31 PM »
Best wishes to Derek Fuller, one of the Pilgrims' biggest fans, who's currently recovering from an operation on his legs.  Hope you're back on your feet soon Derek!

To cheer Derek up, what are the best cheesy jokes currently out there?

Here is a literally cheesy selection:

What sort of cheese would you use to hide a horse?
Mask-a-pony

Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly down from a mountain?
Camembert.

What does the cheese say when it looks in a mirror?
Halloumi

amberarmy

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Re: Cheesy jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2011, 06:31:16 PM »
how do welsh people eat cheese?

CAERPHILLY  (carefully)

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Re: Cheesy jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2011, 07:25:19 PM »
what type of cheese is made backwards??

EDAM
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