Last seasonmost of the players couldnt' score a goal if there was a 50 foot funnel guiding it in. I know the opposition wasnt great yesterday but whenever any of our players attempted to score the ball always seemed to be going in the right direction, in fact I missed two goals while I was waiting for my cheeseburger to be prepared. Incidentally, does anyone know which home the linesman running the standside line had escaped from. I'm mid fifties but I reckon he was old enough to be my dad, even holding up the flag was making his arm ache. Mind you, If I could run like him at that age I'll be bloody chuffed. Well done ageing lino, thought you did a good job.
