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Seenbetter

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Happiness
« on: July 06, 2009, 01:34:36 PM »
Happiness is---- That feeling when you think that the worst is behind BUFC.
                           Believing that finally someone is in charge both on and off the pitch who know what they
                           are doing.
                           Knowing that one day a certain person will get his comeuppence.
                           Knowing that the bugger has nothing to do with the club anymore (you know who I
                           mean).
                           Looking at the league table on BUFC web site and seeing our position (I know it's in
                           alphabetical order for the intellectuals out there but that doesn't matter at the moment).
                           Knowing that the season will soon be upon us and give us fellers an excuse not to go
                           shopping or cut the grass.
Ther must be some other reasons to be happy !!!!!
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CRANWELL PILGRIM

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Re: Happiness
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2009, 01:48:12 PM »
Happiness is............

Sharing a bottle of Bushmills with your mate.  ::)
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lonegunman

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Re: Happiness
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2009, 05:37:48 PM »
Happiness is egg shaped. Now, how many of you old farts can remember the add?  ;D

check the grassy knoll
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Re: Happiness
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2009, 06:07:40 PM »
Quote from: lonegunman on July 06, 2009, 05:37:48 PM
Happiness is egg shaped. Now, how many of you old farts can remember the add?  ;D

check the grassy knoll
is a song by Ken Dodd (for even older farts)
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Re: Happiness
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2009, 06:27:49 PM »
I have to admit i remember that song too, i am an old fart.  :-[  :'(

check the grassy knoll
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Re: Happiness
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2009, 06:30:19 PM »
Happiness is:-  not having any missives from "Pierre Noel" :D
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howmanynames2pick

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Re: Happiness
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2009, 06:43:50 PM »


check the grassy knoll
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i can remember where i was! even though i was only 6 or 7
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Re: Happiness
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2009, 07:10:24 PM »
Quote from: Bartmac on July 06, 2009, 06:30:19 PM
Happiness is:-  not having any missives from "Pierre Noel" :D

 ;) HIC, HIC.
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Seenbetter

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Re: Happiness
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2009, 08:25:39 PM »
Who's this bloke Ken Dodd singing Happiness on the Grassy Knoll
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Re: Happiness
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2009, 09:46:22 PM »
Happiness is eggshaped
and love's a circle with no end
It's only four o'clock in the morning
And you're still driving me round the bend.....for the not so old farts ;D
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Re: Happiness
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2009, 11:17:29 PM »
Quote from: Lord Cutler Beckett on July 06, 2009, 09:46:22 PM
Happiness is eggshaped
and love's a circle with no end
It's only four o'clock in the morning
And you're still driving me round the bend.....for the not so old farts ;D

The Seahorses?
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Seenbetter

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Re: Happiness
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2009, 07:44:42 AM »
This is getting close to the birth of a new forum with comments made by an elite group of intellectuals who want to be grumpy or reflect on old times. Its members would be called TOFFs. It stands for The Old Farts Forum. Ahh the good old days when as a young lad I would hang about outside the ground and wait for half time when the gates would be opened and you could get in and watch the second half for free. We may have been poor but we werent daft.
A tip for the marketing management of the club. When I lodged with a retired business man he told me it was best to charge smaller and sell more rather than try to exploit the customer and sell only a few. Now how much are the new shirts going to be?
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howmanynames2pick

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Re: Happiness
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2009, 09:56:35 AM »
Quote from: Seenbetter on July 06, 2009, 08:25:39 PM
Who's this bloke Ken Dodd singing Happiness on the Grassy Knoll

it was more of a reference to Dallas (town not programme) than Knotty Ash :)
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Re: Happiness
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2009, 01:23:53 PM »

is a song by Ken Dodd (for even older farts)
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I think you will find good Old Ken was singing about  "A PENIS" in that song. As in...A penis,  A penis, the greatest gift that i possess, i thank the Lord that ive been blessed with more than my share of a Penis.  ;D
« Last Edit: July 07, 2009, 01:26:14 PM by semion »
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howmanynames2pick

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Re: Happiness
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2009, 05:48:45 PM »
hence the name semi on?
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