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The Forum => The B-Ark => Topic started by: qwerty on June 25, 2009, 12:54:46 PM

Title: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: qwerty on June 25, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
......something different.

Had a sneak preview of the refurbished sports bar and this is going to be a bit special. Looks like they have spent more on the refurbish than what a new build would have cost!!!

I really think we should rename it when it's opened. THE SPORTS BAR sounds like some English beach bar in benidorm when really it's going to be more like a plush 19TH hole on a Portugese golf resort.

Heres a few names to get us going:

The Ernest Malkinson Suite. (maybe does not quite slip of the tounge!)

The Craig Singleton Lounge. ( he seems to be the new thing so lets name the bar after him  ;) )

Cookies Cave.

I'm sure if the club take the idea on there will be a prize for the winner. :)

Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Plastic Yank on June 25, 2009, 12:57:00 PM

Cookies Cave.


That sounds positively disgusting.

Visions of.... nevermind, I'll leave it there.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: howmanynames2pick on June 25, 2009, 01:00:31 PM
Newtons Nest
Kempsters Kamp (bit German)

er The New Sports Bar.
got it !!!! "Bloomers"  - clean and tidy, not offensive in any way.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: qwerty on June 25, 2009, 01:03:56 PM

Kempsters Kamp (bit German)


Is that slanderous?
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: howmanynames2pick on June 25, 2009, 01:05:43 PM
i sincerely hope not!
Just going for a bit of alliteration thats all:)
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Seenbetter on June 25, 2009, 01:13:31 PM
How about calling it The Goal Mouth. I'm sure any player worth his salt would try his hardest if someone shouted Get in The Goal Mouth. If I win can I officially open the new look club.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: howmanynames2pick on June 25, 2009, 01:24:30 PM
got it !!!! it was staring at me all the time

The New Kamp   
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Seenbetter on June 25, 2009, 01:26:19 PM
Just come up with another great name, The Shower. Imagine getting home to your loved one and telling

her, or him, Sorry Im late I've been in the shower with a dozen other blokes.
How about 'The League'-----'The Doldrums'(great name after a bad game)(I'm a poet and didn't know it)-----or along the same lines as the town pub 'Where the sun don't shine'. Had enough now, getting silly.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: qwerty on June 25, 2009, 01:42:09 PM
howmanynames2pick

THE BLACK SWAN

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Stumpie on June 25, 2009, 01:49:35 PM
"Butchers Bed"
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: O CHO MEALLT on June 25, 2009, 01:52:01 PM
After the treatment we've had from th football authorities in recent years how about
                       "The Suite F.A."
                              ;D
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: howmanynames2pick on June 25, 2009, 02:20:42 PM
After the treatment we've had from th football authorities in recent years how about
                       "The Suite F.A."
                              ;D
I bow to that!

Black Swan a bit too deep Qwerts :)
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: cookie on June 25, 2009, 02:42:15 PM
Brilliant, keep it going ....I like Kempsters Kamp! ...and 'Bloomers' is a cracker as well, but I think you would have to explain the reasoning behind that!

The venue is going to be great when it's finished, brand new kitchen for food at the weekends, and functions. Completely new carpet, decoration and furniture .....and a total re-fit of the toilets (thank god for that!).

It hopefully will be the place to be at weekends in Boston, and throughout the week it will be utilised in many ways.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: howmanynames2pick on June 25, 2009, 02:51:11 PM
thanks Cooks
My fav at the mo is Suite FA. Works on so many levels.
Lets see what the kids come up with when they get home from school!

obtw any chance of it getting licenced for weddings?
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Tash on June 25, 2009, 03:04:29 PM
1.The Penalty Spot
2.The Corner Flag
3.The Centre Circle
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Pilgrim86 on June 25, 2009, 03:13:57 PM
Pilgrims Pub
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: qwerty on June 25, 2009, 03:21:42 PM
I think we are missing the point here. We are looking to rename the best social venue in the area. Surely we need words like "suite" or "lounge" in the title*.

Think Dubai not Blackpool.




* thanks howmanynames2pick
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: howmanynames2pick on June 25, 2009, 03:44:30 PM
tittle? Thats Blackpool!!
How about Bar j el Arab  thats 7 stars!
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Poros on June 25, 2009, 03:46:25 PM
Piss eds palace.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Poros on June 25, 2009, 03:49:18 PM
PS. I can assure you after playing futty with Niel for many years he is definately not kamp.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Tash on June 25, 2009, 03:59:48 PM
1.The Penalty Spot Lounge2.The Corner Flag Bar3.The Centre Circle Suite


Better :)
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: qwerty on June 25, 2009, 04:20:40 PM
1.The Penalty Spot Lounge2.The Corner Flag Bar3.The Centre Circle Suite


Better :)

Now thats better  :D
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: howmanynames2pick on June 25, 2009, 04:41:27 PM
Still Suite FA for me!
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Shoddys Lane on June 25, 2009, 04:59:39 PM
The Evans Suite   ::)
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Ken Fox on June 25, 2009, 05:27:14 PM
The Evans Suite   ::)

Isn't it already called the Evans Out Suite?  ;D

(http://www.bufc.drfox.org.uk/evansout.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Shodfried on June 25, 2009, 05:36:50 PM
Bar ca lona ?

Pilgrims Retreat Lounge?

Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Pilgrim21 on June 25, 2009, 06:00:35 PM
Jakemans sweet
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Lord Cutler Knobhead on June 25, 2009, 06:03:33 PM
The Get Inn  ???
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Mr Tickle on June 25, 2009, 06:07:35 PM
If we play football like we did last season it should be called the Moon Bar - as it will have no atmosphere Lol (looks like I have to do it myself now) hahah.. i'm here all week folks blahdeblah :-)

Seriously though - Hats off to the Chestnuts.  It long been due a refurb and they have come up trumps again.

I'm a old fart and would quite happily go along with Boston United Social Club
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: howmanynames2pick on June 25, 2009, 06:12:07 PM
:-)

Seriously though - Hats off to the Chestnuts.  It long been due a refurb and they have come up trumps again.
Big Agreement there

I'm a old fart and would quite happily go along with Boston United Social Club
Social Club gives an impression you have to join and its a bit "working mens"
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Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Pilgrim86 on June 25, 2009, 06:27:25 PM
The Get Inn  ???


The Walk Inn, and Stagger Out
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Lord Cutler Knobhead on June 25, 2009, 08:21:14 PM
The Get Inn  ???


The Walk Inn, and Stagger Out

Or based on the later stages of last season...

The Nobody Inn
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Pilgrim21 on June 25, 2009, 09:11:38 PM
What about something with "Amber" in.......... like The Amber Room ?
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Pilgrim86 on June 25, 2009, 10:21:51 PM
Stump Saloon
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Ferret on June 25, 2009, 10:44:59 PM
The Blackenham Bar
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Seenbetter on June 25, 2009, 11:47:34 PM
Tash is along the right lines with The Centre Spot or The penalty Spot. It could be called The G Spot but like The Goal Mouth it would be difficult for some players to find without a bloody great arrow pointing down to it .
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Rich 77 on June 26, 2009, 07:29:37 AM
I dont know if they would struggle to find it, I mean, some folk may argue there were a few c***s in the team last year anyway!
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Lord Cutler Knobhead on June 26, 2009, 07:53:33 AM
The Ambar?

We have a winner
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: qwerty on June 26, 2009, 07:55:44 AM
THE MICHAEL JACKSON SUITE

And play his music 24/7 as a tribute LOL

Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Tash on June 26, 2009, 08:44:28 AM
The Black & Amber Lounge
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: qwerty on June 26, 2009, 09:03:45 AM
If we call it THE MICHAEL JACKSON SUITE we can run a creche in their in the day and let the kids play in him for a change. We could get sponsorship from a supermarket for this because he isn't being buried or creamated he's being recycled into carrier bags so he can remain white plastic and a danger to kids.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: howmanynames2pick on June 26, 2009, 10:32:31 AM
Stand at the back of the class Qwerty. Your a very naughty boy
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Stumpie on June 26, 2009, 10:39:18 AM
Ouch!
If we call it THE MICHAEL JACKSON SUITE we can run a creche in their in the day and let the kids play in him for a change. We could get sponsorship from a supermarket for this because he isn't being buried or creamated he's being recycled into carrier bags so he can remain white plastic and a danger to kids.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: qwerty on June 26, 2009, 10:57:59 AM
Ouch!
If we call it THE MICHAEL JACKSON SUITE we can run a creche in their in the day and let the kids play in him for a change. We could get sponsorship from a supermarket for this because he isn't being buried or creamated he's being recycled into carrier bags so he can remain white plastic and a danger to kids.

Sorry  :-[ 

I'll bring it back on topic,


Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?


Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: howmanynames2pick on June 26, 2009, 11:23:25 AM
Stop it! or I will tell the headmaster (Mr Fox)
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Shoddys Lane on June 26, 2009, 01:02:50 PM
The Amber Nectar
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Seenbetter on June 26, 2009, 01:17:29 PM
Come on folks, play the white man and leave Michael Jackson out of it.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: lonegunman on June 27, 2009, 09:34:36 AM
I'm back from a lovely holiday in Cyprus.  ;D All i want to know is, will the new bar be selling batemans?  :P

check the grassy knoll
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Stumpie on June 27, 2009, 11:54:13 AM
he didnt die of a cardiac arrest did he...

died in the childrens ward having a stroke
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: BUFC Loyal on June 27, 2009, 03:23:55 PM
he didnt die of a cardiac arrest did he...

died in the childrens ward having a stroke

 :D i heard that 1 yesterday my teacher told me that 1
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Ken Fox on June 27, 2009, 06:46:43 PM
Back on topic and before I dig out Pete's impsTALK naughty step...

In Boston everbody knows your name, so how about a bar called Cheers?  ;)

After all we've already got a know-it-all postman, a character called Woody and a whole host of Norm look-a-likes.  ;D
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Pilgrim21 on June 27, 2009, 07:36:13 PM
Now that's good....... like what you've done there  8)
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: chris47 on June 27, 2009, 10:34:54 PM
The Goalkeepers Arms?
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: ceamboy on June 30, 2009, 08:12:00 PM
How about "The Rumour Munger Lounge", because thats where most of the fanasty signings  for BUFC seem to instigate from.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Lord Cutler Knobhead on June 30, 2009, 08:48:29 PM
The Inn off the Bar?
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Gus on July 01, 2009, 07:40:55 AM
My good lady suggested........The Newtown End.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: Seenbetter on July 01, 2009, 09:04:09 AM
If Kirk is made captain it will have to be called The Enterprise.
Title: Re: The Sports Bar or...........
Post by: qwerty on July 10, 2009, 05:45:23 PM
It's The Pilgrim Lounge Function Suite.


Well nobody got it so we don't have a winner but I hear the special opening promotion is 50p a pint from 11.00am Saturday until 10.30pm Sunday or until stocks run out.