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The Forum => The B-Ark => Topic started by: Dipdodah on April 12, 2014, 05:40:42 PM

Title: Jobsworth
Post by: Dipdodah on April 12, 2014, 05:40:42 PM
Our favourite Bar-steward as been up to his tricks again.

He struts around with his pony tail wafting in the wind, as if he owns the place.

Some say he has a job to do, keeping the rowdy Spayne roaders in check.  Making sure all bottle tops are removed, must n't stand near that exit ect.

But today he took the biscuit, he made a dad take his son off the barrier.  The lad was four years old at most, and sat with his dad supporting him.  Now in this age of elf and safety you would think this jobsworth was doing his job.

But can the club tell me why only feet away a dad was doing the exact same thing.

The jobsworth stood talking to them through out the match and never said a word.

Rules are rules unless you are this jobsworth's mate.
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: spannerman on April 12, 2014, 08:14:31 PM
Agree total idiot
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: Tash on April 12, 2014, 10:37:46 PM
Where's KON, thought he would be all over this thread like a rash ;D. Hope he's not in the pub with the fitness coach.
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: The Liquid Gobbler on April 13, 2014, 11:13:33 PM
If this is the Steward that i think it is, i had the 'pleasure' of coming across it in HSBC Bank in town a while ago. I was queueing for the cash machine and when it was my turn to use it, (s)he barged in front of me, put his / her  card in the machine, looked round at me and growled "I was here first - you jumped in front of me".

I've seen this idiot around town many times since, strutting round like it owns the place.

Why do BUFC employ jerks like this?
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: Deeping Pilgrim on April 14, 2014, 12:31:42 AM
Why do BUFC employ jerks like this?

Don't type things like that, you'll have SP taking that as a cue to type something about DG.  ;)

Mind you I did see him talking to one father yesterday, reminds me of an Health and Safety Union Rep where I work who was selective of who he would tell off (only had a go at people who he knew wouldn't answer back).
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: Scouse Pilgrim on April 14, 2014, 09:49:40 AM

Why do BUFC employ jerks like this?

You mean the stewards actually get paid by the club? 

Come on dave there are plenty of fans that could sensibly  act as  stewards and do it for nothing. :bunny
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: Dipdodah on April 14, 2014, 02:54:30 PM

Why do BUFC employ jerks like this?

You mean the stewards actually get paid by the club? 

Come on dave there are plenty of fans that could sensibly  act as  stewards and do it for nothing. :bunny

Unban him, the man has spoken sense :D
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: Scouse Pilgrim on April 14, 2014, 03:37:32 PM
Fickle fans as I  have said....... ;)
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: Pilgrim86 on April 14, 2014, 07:03:10 PM

Why do BUFC employ jerks like this?

You mean the stewards actually get paid by the club? 

Come on dave there are plenty of fans that could sensibly  act as  stewards and do it for nothing. :bunny
Is that you putting yourself forward? Oh no, you said 'fans'.
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: kingofnaves on April 14, 2014, 10:59:05 PM
Bloody hell just seen this Tash ! DIPDODHA was the one talking to Nick on the front barrier infront of you?
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: miele on April 15, 2014, 07:07:52 AM
LOAN him to K/LYNN for one of theres  and maybe never to see him again :dan
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: Dipdodah on April 15, 2014, 08:06:49 AM
Bloody hell just seen this Tash ! DIPDODHA was the one talking to Nick on the front barrier infront of you?

Not me KON ;D ;D my lad is 40 this year not 4 :dan
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: kingofnaves on April 15, 2014, 05:05:52 PM
Saw your best mate steward today Dippy and waved to him! Hes a changed man!
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: Dipdodah on April 15, 2014, 07:32:38 PM
You are right he changed within 5 minutes. " Get that kid off that barrier" 5 minutes later " you're okay mate just don't drop him "  Thing is, it wasn't the same guy. >:(
Title: Re: Jobsworth
Post by: kingofnaves on April 15, 2014, 10:01:01 PM
But Dippy I think the youngster belongs to a certain players mate! Better not upset the freebie gang incase our star player gets upset and leaves ;)