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Title: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: kingofnaves on September 19, 2009, 08:42:49 PM
nice to see the stewards searching the 6 year old kids today!Well done for stopping a lethal weapon in the ground!An empty Fruit Shoot bottle.The same steward never spotted a bloke with a bottle with a top on no more than five yards from his nose during the game!
Any guesses who the steward was? ;D
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: flin66 on September 19, 2009, 09:31:19 PM
yeh but dont forget the bloke might have been taller than 3 foot tall doubt he would want to take him on
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: Pilgrims67 on September 19, 2009, 10:53:22 PM
Family friendly club
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: Seenbetter on September 20, 2009, 10:36:45 AM
Makes you wonder if anybody, except Cookie, in charge of things reads this forum. I don't know which steward you all keep referring too but if he's as pathetic as you say he is somebody should have a word with him, unless he's an attention freak and is enjoying this fame in which case he may get worse; I mean, he could start removing the wheels off wheel chairs because they could always be removed and thrown at the players.
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: green hats mate on September 20, 2009, 05:18:05 PM
Complain to a steward and get him thrown out .
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: kingofnaves on September 21, 2009, 12:16:47 PM
Ive been told these postings about the certain "steward" have been printed out and posted in the control room.Lets hope Dick C has a quite word to the steward and tell him to calm down!
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: spannerman on September 21, 2009, 12:56:29 PM
Stupid rule , how can you take your pint outside at Boston Town
but not have a bottle top at York street are supporters a different
breed from i end of town to the other ?
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: Pilgrim86 on September 21, 2009, 01:33:54 PM
Tattershall Road isn't subject to Football League grading
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: Meles on September 21, 2009, 02:12:55 PM
Silverlands, Buxton is tho.....
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: Pilgrim86 on September 21, 2009, 03:05:29 PM
Buxton.. Football League?!?!?!
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: kingofnaves on September 21, 2009, 04:51:46 PM
Is FC Manchester ground and supporters classed as football lke us?If so why can a bus load of them take crates of beer from ALDI!
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: Pilgrim86 on September 21, 2009, 05:58:18 PM
Because the alcohol rules regarding travelling don't apply at this level...
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: kingofnaves on September 21, 2009, 08:54:51 PM
What if somebody take a baby in the ground who needs a bottle of milk.Will steward ban the bottle?
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: Seenbetter on September 22, 2009, 08:12:29 AM
don't know what one is. Never had one. If they are as dangerous as is being made out I probably won't try one. Thanks for drawing them to my attention, you probably saved my life.
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: Mr Tickle on September 22, 2009, 03:31:17 PM
Irrelevant to pop bottle tops and over zealous steards, the club is missng out on an added income - THEY SHOULD BE SELLING BEER INSIDE THE GROUND!

They could put a bar in the Fantasy Island Stand so supporters could get a drink and supervise it so alcoholic drinks are not taken to the seats.  This would benefit the cub not only in added wet sales but more people may to go sit in the Fantasy Isalnd stand which would also see increased ticket revenue.  I know where I would be if I could get a pint prior to and half way through a match.
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: Tash on September 22, 2009, 04:07:18 PM
Irrelevant to pop bottle tops and over zealous steards, the club is missng out on an added income - THEY SHOULD BE SELLING BEER INSIDE THE GROUND!

They could put a bar in the Fantasy Island Stand so supporters could get a drink and supervise it so alcoholic drinks are not taken to the seats.  This would benefit the cub not only in added wet sales but more people may to go sit in the Fantasy Isalnd stand which would also see increased ticket revenue.  I know where I would be if I could get a pint prior to and half way through a match.

Mick what if they said you can get a pint in that stand but no pies. Or..... you can get a pie in the Town end but no pints, where would you go then?
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: Pilgrim86 on September 22, 2009, 04:10:18 PM
Why not have a bar under the Town End. The concourse area underneath could be turned into the drinking area. Even if it's just plastic bottles...
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: Mr Tickle on September 22, 2009, 05:24:01 PM
Irrelevant to pop bottle tops and over zealous steards, the club is missng out on an added income - THEY SHOULD BE SELLING BEER INSIDE THE GROUND!

They could put a bar in the Fantasy Island Stand so supporters could get a drink and supervise it so alcoholic drinks are not taken to the seats.  This would benefit the cub not only in added wet sales but more people may to go sit in the Fantasy Isalnd stand which would also see increased ticket revenue.  I know where I would be if I could get a pint prior to and half way through a match.

Mick what if they said you can get a pint in that stand but no pies. Or..... you can get a pie in the Town end but no pints, where would you go then?


You rotten sod Tash!  You know my brain can't copute such equations.  Beer or Pies???
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: father Ted on September 22, 2009, 06:21:52 PM
 Good idea .. shd fill up the stand a bit more for all matches ..but may need more stewards  !
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: kingofnaves on September 22, 2009, 06:38:32 PM
I know where there is a good bar steward ;)
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: fcum_91 on September 22, 2009, 06:53:15 PM
Is FC Manchester ground and supporters classed as football lke us?If so why can a bus load of them take crates of beer from ALDI!

We aint aloud to take our crates from "Aldi" as you think into the ground.
Title: Re: Banned Fruit Shoots-Guess who?
Post by: kingofnaves on September 22, 2009, 10:44:20 PM
Spotted the "steward" checking bags before the game!But failed to search me because he was acting like a traffic cop by helping a lorry reversing in the car park and he had left his checkpoint!He also failed to spot an oap having a fag in the spain lane stand.