Pilgrims' Patter
The Forum => The B-Ark => Topic started by: kingofnaves on September 12, 2009, 05:48:29 PM
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Same steward told the young supporters to sit down to celebrate!About time they realise we are in the non league now!What qualifications do you need to be a steward?
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What qualifications do you need to be a steward?
A full frontal lobotomy by the sounds of it.........
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Yer and the front part of their brains taken out as well 8)
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About time they let Stevie Gloover have a go!
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Same steward told the young supporters to sit down to celebrate!About time they realise we are in the non league now!What qualifications do you need to be a steward?
Nearly as bad as the steward who has started telling the people sat behind York Street to "Take your feet off the seats". I've seen two people busted in a foot police raid. He would have a better arguement if someone cleaned the pigeon crap off some of the seats.
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Dave H,I think it was the same steward!The one who holds his back all the time and long hair!I was sat with a big club sponsor who commented thats why people dont come to matches ;)
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He would have a better argument if someone cleaned the pigeon crap off some of the seats.
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Nail hit firmly on the head.
Maybe he was bullied at school, failed the interview for Community Police Officer or has a very small penis?
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maybe all them ;D
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Let's be honest, who would be a steward, you really gave to be a bit of a special individual
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Dave H,I think it was the same steward!The one who holds his back all the time and long hair!I was sat with a big club sponsor who commented thats why people dont come to matches ;)
You've seen him in action too! One time he was yelling at a middle age woman sat on her own who I suspect was a parent of one of the players! Just not needed. I think his application to Hitler Youth was turned down as a child and he's been making up for this disappointment ever since.
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Turned down due to being 'too much of an extreamist'
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Dave H, i was sat next to you when the ponytailed steward busted that poor lady & if i remember rightly Ian and Sarah who also sit behind the goal noticed he had an erection whilst dishing out his orders! Mind you, saying that he had just been in deep conversation with Mary who was sat a few seats along.
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;D ;D :o
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CR looks like the pony tail steward is the man who everybody is on about!About time Henry gets him to one side and teaches him a few manners ect ;D
Also a get well to Gerry the former steward.Since his last exchange of words with the ponytail steward he has been in hospital.
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O OCH MEALLT informs me that the said steward had a torrid time whilst at school, on one occasion he was seen leaving the head's office will the words "wipe your chin son, i've finished" still fresh in his ears! :-*
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Lets get this steward on film.Undercover cameramen wanted ;DIs Robin Cook or the Cogster available?