Another of the good Canon's observations after Notts beat Bradford City 5-0, "I don't know about Notts County being the sexiest football club, but what's happened here is akin to a miracle." As this was in the early Sven and Middle Eastern money era, I presume that the Canon's definition of a miracle is considerably lower than ours. By this standard, a "well done" to Creepy suggests damning with extremely faint praise.