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Title: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Shoddys Lane on August 11, 2014, 01:12:27 PM
http://www.bostonstandard.co.uk/news/local/breaking-mp-mark-simmonds-resigns-from-government-1-6231605
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Mickey Nuttells Hair on August 11, 2014, 01:20:50 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28737781

Interesting points about balancing family life away from London, also confirming he won't be standing next year.
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: howmanynames2pick on August 11, 2014, 01:31:01 PM
An opportunity for a local guy???
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Ferret on August 11, 2014, 01:42:53 PM
......sounds like the sort of statement that often precedes a tabloid scandal?
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Shoddys Lane on August 11, 2014, 01:51:28 PM
I think he's "frit" of losing to UKIP, Gawd help us.
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: green hats mate on August 11, 2014, 02:16:54 PM
I think he's "frit" of losing to UKIP, Gawd help us.

I think you are right SL. "bottle out " comes to mind .     
Not good news for UKIP .
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: green hats mate on August 11, 2014, 02:20:36 PM
......sounds like the sort of statement that often precedes a tabloid scandal?

Nice photo of him on the BBC Lincs site if you are a fan of his Ferret .
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: qwerty on August 11, 2014, 02:45:24 PM
I think he's "frit" of losing to UKIP, Gawd help us.

Neil Hamilton UKIP will stand and win the seat with a landslide majority.
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: green hats mate on August 11, 2014, 02:51:18 PM
I think he's "frit" of losing to UKIP, Gawd help us.

Neil Hamilton UKIP will stand and win the seat with a landslide majority.

Not so easy now ,    Simmonds was a great vote winner for UKIP .
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Pilgrim86 on August 11, 2014, 02:55:50 PM
Doesn't Boris want to be an MP? ;D
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Shoddys Lane on August 11, 2014, 03:03:46 PM
Doesn't Boris want to be an MP? ;D

Perhaps when he's finished his stint as a stand up comedian at the Edinburgh Fringe
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Shoddys Lane on August 11, 2014, 03:11:17 PM
I think he's "frit" of losing to UKIP, Gawd help us.

Neil Hamilton UKIP will stand and win the seat with a landslide majority.

Now there's a real comedian, surely people will not vote for that buffoon. Gawd help us again. ::)
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Ferret on August 11, 2014, 03:17:48 PM
I think he's "frit" of losing to UKIP, Gawd help us.

Neil Hamilton UKIP will stand and win the seat with a landslide majority.

Now there's a real comedian, surely people will not vote for that buffoon. Gawd help us again. ::)

Another lover of brown envelopes coming to Boston?
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: dt woodhall on August 11, 2014, 04:48:36 PM
an opportunity for you to put your name forward GHM. I would vote for you if I could!!
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: green hats mate on August 11, 2014, 04:52:42 PM
an opportunity for you to put your name forward GHM. I would vote for you if I could!!

Sorry dt ,  i,m useless at telling lies .
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Imp Stalker on August 11, 2014, 05:13:50 PM
Can't see Boris standing here, for exactly the same reason as Farage. We're not exactly glamorous are we?

Still, interesting to see what happens.  UKIP have a lot of work to do to overturn a large Tory majority..
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Billy Shears on August 11, 2014, 08:15:17 PM
Mark who?
There will be much anguish and families crying all over Africa tonight on the news that the Minister for Africa has quit.
Is there a fund where we can show our appreciation for all he has done for Boston over the years? Perhaps we can name the town bypass in his honour, when it is built?
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Tony A on August 12, 2014, 01:31:46 PM
Mark Simmonds is a first class MP. He has done a lot of work for our area as has Lord Tapsell in the Horncastle area. A great deal of the work isn't seen by the general public, but believe me these two MP's have worked hard for Lincolnshire. God help us if Ukip get in.
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Pilgrim86 on August 12, 2014, 01:34:39 PM
Do tell us what he's done...
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Fairfax on August 12, 2014, 01:38:56 PM
Lord Tapsell? In the House of Commons?
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Tash on August 12, 2014, 02:16:54 PM
Sir Peter, I knew his gardener well, so did the cogster  ;D
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: green hats mate on August 12, 2014, 02:46:32 PM
Mark Simmonds is a first class MP. He has done a lot of work for our area as has Lord Tapsell in the Horncastle area. A great deal of the work isn't seen by the general public, but believe me these two MP's have worked hard for Lincolnshire. God help us if Ukip get in.

IF YOU HAVE  been watching and listening the last 24hrs you will realise what a arrogant devious chap he is .  Dispised by many local tories who will be delighted to to the back of him .
Now the £120k he speaks of is made up of ..... £120k MPs pay but he forgot to remember the following ,
£60k  + £10k from directorships + £20-25k taxpayers money to his wife  as office manager .  £205k is a little more than £120. oh and don,t forget the expences claimed .
Simmonds like other MPS sprouts  rubbish which some constituents believe .  I just look at the mail I recieve from him and realise what a disgrace he is .
As P86 says show us what he,s done .
A very sad day for UKIP in Mark they have lost their best recruiting agent .
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: green hats mate on August 12, 2014, 03:00:54 PM
On 09/05/2014 I emailed David Wooding  Political editor of the Sunday Sun .
I predicted that Simmonds  would not be Bostons MP after May 2015.
He disagreed .
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Adam on August 12, 2014, 07:27:36 PM
Mark Simmonds is a first class MP. He has done a lot of work for our area as has Lord Tapsell in the Horncastle area. A great deal of the work isn't seen by the general public, but believe me these two MP's have worked hard for Lincolnshire. God help us if Ukip get in.

IF YOU HAVE  been watching and listening the last 24hrs you will realise what a arrogant devious chap he is .  Dispised by many local tories who will be delighted to to the back of him .
Now the £120k he speaks of is made up of ..... £120k MPs pay but he forgot to remember the following ,
£60k  + £10k from directorships + £20-25k taxpayers money to his wife  as office manager .  £205k is a little more than £120. oh and don,t forget the expences claimed .
Simmonds like other MPS sprouts  rubbish which some constituents believe .  I just look at the mail I recieve from him and realise what a disgrace he is .
As P86 says show us what he,s done .
A very sad day for UKIP in Mark they have lost their best recruiting agent .

As David Cameron rightly pointed out last year, many local Tories are swivel eyed loons. I don't really see what Simmonds has ever done particularly good or bad. He's just been a passable constituency MP, nothing to write home about but there are plenty who are much worse/scandal prone. It's just become a bit fashionable round here because he's been here for 13 years and not said anything particularly xenophobic yet.

I doubt UKIP will get anywhere next May, firstly because all the normal people come out and vote for proper parties when the important elections come round, and secondly because the Tories will flood any potential UKIP-voting seats with campaign resources.
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: kingofnaves on August 12, 2014, 11:43:14 PM
Been thinking about the bloke for the last half an hour!
TURD!
Tash did Coggie undercover the gardener in a layby?
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: lonegunman on August 13, 2014, 05:57:50 AM
 I read this on News Thump.  ;)

Mark Simmonds MP
The UN has diverted aid convoys bound for Northern Iraq in a bid to save ‘destitute’ Foreign Office Minister Mark Simmonds.

Simmonds has been forced to eke out a meagre existence on a ‘paltry’ 90K per annum plus expenses, which is barely enough to keep his family in pheasant.

And the 43 year-old Tory insists that unless the world heeds his cry for help, he and other MPs face the horror of living outside London and catching a train in with ordinary peasant scum.

Simmonds blames ‘intolerable’ expenses rules for forcing him to choose between his family and a two-week holiday in Tuscany every three months.

The minister has received backing from Iraqi Kurds who insist they are getting more than enough aid and have clubbed together to allow Simmonds to live in the style he is accustomed to.

Kurd Ali Ashrami said, “We’re all in this together.”

Simmonds resigns

Simmonds, meanwhile, is showing the classic signs of malnutrition such as the trademark distended belly which was popularised in Ethiopia circa 1985.

Last night UN helicopters were seen circling Westminster, dropping essential supplies of Evian, foie gras and Fortnum & Masons hampers.

UN spokesman Simon Williams said, “A Fortnum and Masons hamper can keep a family of Tories alive for anything up to twelve hours. Please just donate what you can.”

However, last night a furious Simmonds reacted angrily to the air-drop, describing the supplies as piecemeal and knee-jerk.

“Some of this pate has started to go off,” he told us.

Check the grassy knoll and the chips and curry  :bunny
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Tash on August 13, 2014, 09:34:39 AM
Been thinking about the bloke for the last half an hour!
TURD!
Tash did Coggie undercover the gardener in a layby?

He had him in his van(metaphorically speaking) asking about his love life ;D.
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Shoddys Lane on August 13, 2014, 01:39:18 PM
It has now been reported in the National papers and on Look North that he made £500000 on the sale of a taxpayers funded house in London before he bought his mansion in Swineshead
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: green hats mate on August 13, 2014, 02:41:52 PM
It has now been reported in the National papers and on Look North that he made £500000 on the sale of a taxpayers funded house in London before he bought his mansion in Swineshead

Look North reported  "Mr Simmonds could not contacted "  No surprise there for the LN news producer , from mail I have recieved from look LN this is the usual response they get from Simmonds .
Shifty and devious are words that come to mind when discussing this character .
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: soccermad67 on August 13, 2014, 02:54:26 PM
Money Grabbin MPs Nothing new when it comes to MPs  How Greedy can you get
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Steviemas on August 13, 2014, 08:04:16 PM
So we have the swivel eyed loons of the Tory party, the left wing nutters of the Labour party, and the utter fruit cakes of the Lib Dems, and these are the 'Proper parties' that normal people are going to vote for, my God this country is doomed, UKIP will win Simmonds seat.
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Fairfax on August 13, 2014, 11:19:44 PM
I am not, nor ever have been a tory supporter, but I remember some fine constituency members of parliament for Lincolnshire. In particular, Sir Herbert Butcher, Sir Richard Body, Joseph Godber (Grantham) and especially Sir Peter's predecessor, Sir John Maitland. They (except Sir Richard, who is thankfully still with us) must be turning in their graves at the thought of their great county being let down by this midget, even among current money-grabbing MPs, who will be lucky to be remembered beyond the next parliament.
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Shoddys Lane on August 14, 2014, 10:24:13 AM
So we have the swivel eyed loons of the Tory party, the left wing nutters of the Labour party, and the utter fruit cakes of the Lib Dems, and these are the 'Proper parties' that normal people are going to vote for, my God this country is doomed, UKIP will win Simmonds seat.

And you think UKIP are normal? You think Neil Hamilton is normal? You ought to change your medication. Still, you have shown racial tendencies on here.
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: green hats mate on August 14, 2014, 04:01:13 PM
So we have the swivel eyed loons of the Tory party, the left wing nutters of the Labour party, and the utter fruit cakes of the Lib Dems, and these are the 'Proper parties' that normal people are going to vote for, my God this country is doomed, UKIP will win Simmonds seat.

And you think UKIP are normal? You think Neil Hamilton is normal? You ought to change your medication. Still, you have shown racial tendencies on here.


Can,t see much to disagree with on above posts .
Does raise the question who do we vote for ?
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: dt woodhall on August 14, 2014, 07:59:36 PM
dont worry about it GHM. Just think about Boston United, after all this is a football web site isn't it?
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: green hats mate on August 14, 2014, 08:15:00 PM
dont worry about it GHM. Just think about Boston United, after all this is a football web site isn't it?

Good point dt ,  so its the GREENE party then .
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Tash on August 14, 2014, 08:32:30 PM
dont worry about it GHM. Just think about Boston United, after all this is a football web site isn't it?

Good point dt ,  so its the GREENE party then .

  ;D
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: green hats mate on August 15, 2014, 07:33:46 PM
I am not, nor ever have been a tory supporter, but I remember some fine constituency members of parliament for Lincolnshire. In particular, Sir Herbert Butcher, Sir Richard Body, Joseph Godber (Grantham) and especially Sir Peter's predecessor, Sir John Maitland. They (except Sir Richard, who is thankfully still with us) must be turning in their graves at the thought of their great county being let down by this midget, even among current money-grabbing MPs, who will be lucky to be remembered beyond the next parliament.

Did not realise Sir Richard was still alive , having meet him I endorose what a fine MP he was .
Being a tory supporter I have met Simmonds at various times , and yes he is a midget , a devious arrogant one at that .
Noticable tonight on BBC Look North none of his county colleague MPs took the opportunity to defend him or even condemn him (more midgets?).
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Ed Kandi on August 16, 2014, 02:32:30 PM
So we have the swivel eyed loons of the Tory party, the left wing nutters of the Labour party, and the utter fruit cakes of the Lib Dems, and these are the 'Proper parties' that normal people are going to vote for, my God this country is doomed, UKIP will win Simmonds seat.

Post of the year  ;D
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Shoddys Lane on August 16, 2014, 02:38:14 PM
So we have the swivel eyed loons of the Tory party, the left wing nutters of the Labour party, and the utter fruit cakes of the Lib Dems, and these are the 'Proper parties' that normal people are going to vote for, my God this country is doomed, UKIP will win Simmonds seat.

Post of the year  ;D

Why?
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Ed Kandi on August 16, 2014, 03:31:07 PM
Because, IMHO Steviemas has nailed it  :dan
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: Tash on August 16, 2014, 06:12:15 PM
Because, IMHO Steviemas has nailed it  :dan

Don't think he has, Labour left wing nutters no way on this earth. The labour lefties are long gone. Centre left maybe.
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: green hats mate on August 16, 2014, 06:39:41 PM
Simmonds ?    No
Cameron?      No
Red Ed ?        NO
Glegg   ?        NO
Farage ?        NO .

     GIVE US THE GREEN ARMY  8)
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: kingofnaves on August 16, 2014, 09:07:02 PM
Newton
Title: Re: O/T Our beloved MP resigns
Post by: wayne, york pilgrim on August 16, 2014, 09:19:30 PM
As long as we are in the EU we are controlled by Europe which makes all the mainstream parties the same and working under the same rules with no identity. The only way this country can change for the better is to get out of eu. Only one party has the bottle to do it.

What amazeses me most about this thread is that it has more post than any of the football related threads.