Welcome to Pilgrims Patter
@ There's a lass at my gym who looks quite like Megan Fox. She has such a cute bum... not that I give it much attention ;-)
How do i tell this lass she has a lovely boob?
feck.. I missed the whole of Carpark Catchphrase through having a shit.
Quote@ There's a lass at my gym who looks quite like Megan Fox. She has such a cute bum... not that I give it much attention ;-)QuoteHow do i tell this lass she has a lovely boob?Quotefeck.. I missed the whole of Carpark Catchphrase through having a shit.Who else is filling time by tracking back through Scottys History on Tw@ter?
I had a quality shit at half time today. Would've lasted the whole half time had the ref not got injured...
1-1