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Title: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: beefpilgrim on March 28, 2013, 01:16:09 PM
http://www.pitchero.com/clubs/hinckleyunited/news/urgent--volunteers-required-907632.html
Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: kingofnaves on March 28, 2013, 09:03:05 PM
Good to see they have named the ground after our manager!
Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: leicester pilgrim on March 29, 2013, 10:09:58 AM
I'm only 20 miles away from Hinckley. There's no snow left here and it's actually quite warm today.
Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: Lord Lucan on March 29, 2013, 11:38:28 AM
Think I might have just solved the problem just by a little lateral thinking, all we have to to is send KON down to there place (on the pretence of a free ticket)and get the grounds man to whisper Graham Drury is coming back to Boston as the new fitness coach ,the amount of hot air and steam generated coming out of his ears should easily melt the snow and dry out  the pitch, in fact if the groundsman then whispered in his ear that there was no free ticket for him, I am sure that would help to dry out Gateshead’s pitch as well, and that's miles away,

just a thought!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: Myleftfoot on March 29, 2013, 03:17:55 PM
Think I might have just solved the problem just by a little lateral thinking, all we have to to is send KON down to there place (on the pretence of a free ticket)and get the grounds man to whisper Graham Drury is coming back to Boston as the new fitness coach ,the amount of hot air and steam generated coming out of his ears should easily melt the snow and dry out  the pitch, in fact if the groundsman then whispered in his ear that there was no free ticket for him, I am sure that would help to dry out Gateshead’s pitch as well, and that's miles away,

just a thought!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Very good. ;)
Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: shinnster on March 29, 2013, 05:05:13 PM
Match On pitch has been cleared
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Post by: Ed Kandi on March 29, 2013, 05:22:48 PM
Well played Hinckley  8)
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Post by: Ernie100 on March 29, 2013, 05:35:41 PM
Well played Hinckley  8)

I hope not tomorrow :)
Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: noughtyforties on March 29, 2013, 05:38:39 PM
If anyone can give Josh a lift pm me please, he usually does all the away's from Derby where he's at Uni but as its half term he's home.

He'll pay his way with petrol.
Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: Ed Kandi on March 29, 2013, 05:39:44 PM
They've peaked too early hopefully  ;)
Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: oxo on March 29, 2013, 08:53:58 PM
Hi Andy,

I have room for Josh, tell him to be on Aldi,s car park for 1130. My grandson and his mate will be waiting there.

Mel
Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: noughtyforties on March 29, 2013, 08:59:12 PM
Thanks Mel, he'll be there!
Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: kingofnaves on March 29, 2013, 09:16:22 PM
Hi Andy,

I have room for Josh, tell him to be on Aldi,s car park for 1130. My grandson and his mate will be waiting there.

Mel
good luck! I had to wait 15 mins for a space there this morning!
Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: kingofnaves on March 29, 2013, 09:19:45 PM
Think I might have just solved the problem just by a little lateral thinking, all we have to to is send KON down to there place (on the pretence of a free ticket)and get the grounds man to whisper Graham Drury is coming back to Boston as the new fitness coach ,the amount of hot air and steam generated coming out of his ears should easily melt the snow and dry out  the pitch, in fact if the groundsman then whispered in his ear that there was no free ticket for him, I am sure that would help to dry out Gateshead’s pitch as well, and that's miles away,

just a thought!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Atleast DG is proving me right and saving the club money! All these fitness/KONditioning coaches are a waste of time at this level!
Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: leicester pilgrim on March 30, 2013, 09:06:04 AM
Match On pitch has been cleared

Looking at the weather locally, I'm surprised it was ever in doubt.

Picking up on a story in the local press, Hinckley have signed a new goalkeeper Ashley Timms and he is expected to make his debut against Boston United today. There's a bit of history to this keeper .....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/2688380/Goalkeeper-jailed-for-blackmailing-Premiership-star-over-sex-video.html

Title: Re: Hinckley match in Doubt?
Post by: porl99 on March 30, 2013, 11:00:39 AM
Match On pitch has been cleared

Picking up on a story in the local press, Hinckley have signed a new goalkeeper Ashley Timms and he is expected to make his debut against Boston United today. There's a bit of history to this keeper .....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/2688380/Goalkeeper-jailed-for-blackmailing-Premiership-star-over-sex-video.html

Sounds like a thoroughly nice chap...

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/footballer-in-african-bank-scam-is-jailed-878364 (http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/footballer-in-african-bank-scam-is-jailed-878364)