No comments on Jamie Clarke's boots yet?!
An "
adapted" quote from Ripping Yarns: Golden Gordon, springs to mind :
“Boots don't matter! Do you here? Boots are nothing to do with it. I don’t care if they're blue leather boots, or white plastic boots, green synthetic boots, or sky blue boots with elastic supported hand stitched Italian uppers. I don’t care if they’re long boots, or short boots, or three quarter length boots, or initialed boots, or monogrammed boots, or Billy Meredith signed boots, or boots made in Ireland or boots made in Austria or boots made in Timbuk-blo*dy-tu with pink stars on that light up at night. That’s not important, do you hear?
The only thing that matters, is what’s inside them! The machine you’ve got pounding away in there, up and down, up and down, for 90 minutes.”