Pilgrims' Patter

The Forum => The B-Ark => Topic started by: Tash on November 22, 2011, 04:07:40 PM

Title: What about a Patter table.........
Post by: Tash on November 22, 2011, 04:07:40 PM
at the Neil Ruddock sportsmens dinner. I think we would need 10 of us at £35+vat any one interested?
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Post by: Myleftfoot on November 22, 2011, 05:42:43 PM
Can you imagine KON for a whole evening!! Is he allowed access to knives and forks yet? :)
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Post by: green hats mate on November 22, 2011, 06:15:23 PM
Lets pay him £35 to stay away.
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Post by: kingofnaves on November 22, 2011, 07:46:17 PM
Ruddock sign him on!We need some players like him in the team.When is it and is there a way to avoid paying the VAT(adam any ideas)
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Post by: kingofnaves on November 22, 2011, 08:54:54 PM
5 days after my bithday and im not working that week!
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Post by: noughtyforties on November 22, 2011, 08:55:12 PM
What did Ruddock win in his 'glittering' career?

Oh, he played for one of the worst Liverpool sides in living memory and he kicked a few people. Other than that?

He liked his self styled 'Hardman' reputation but wasn't a patch on his old Milwall  team mate Terry Hurlock......I once saw him nearly chop Glen Cockerill in half, and he was no stranger to a bit of naughtiness......

No doubt some will think his drinking and fighting stories will make for great listening........I'd rather listen to a lad who had a good life in football and has made something of himself away from the game too.......sadly those types are all too rare.
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Post by: kingofnaves on November 22, 2011, 09:04:51 PM
Norty40 not many footballers have been in the jungle!
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Post by: Myleftfoot on November 22, 2011, 09:21:43 PM
Crikey, a table with N40 & KON! Pass the knife, please! :D
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Post by: Tash on November 22, 2011, 09:38:57 PM
Crikey, a table with N40 & KON! Pass the knife, please! :D

Oh shit what have I started
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Post by: kingofnaves on November 22, 2011, 09:40:34 PM
Just rang DT of Woodhall!
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Post by: noughtyforties on November 22, 2011, 10:01:39 PM
Don't worry, you won't catch me lining a twat like Ruddock's pocket...... >:(

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Post by: kingofnaves on November 22, 2011, 10:06:40 PM
2.5 - 5k for a nights work!
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Post by: Pilgrim86 on November 22, 2011, 10:08:52 PM
Don't worry, you won't catch me lining a twat like Ruddock's pocket...... >:(


Whether you go or not, he'll get paid.
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Post by: noughtyforties on November 22, 2011, 10:11:58 PM
Not from my hard earned money he wont.
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Post by: Tipps End Pilgrim on November 22, 2011, 10:14:48 PM
Just had a text from the Rooster saying that he is interested in joining the table.

DL
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Post by: Myleftfoot on November 22, 2011, 10:32:31 PM
Ruddock, a fine fella. Athletic, brave and consistent the true ABC of footy! Get down there and support the club cum'on  :)
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Post by: Ferret on November 22, 2011, 10:50:01 PM
Can we get hold of XXXL and Norfolk Townie......we could invite The Pink Panther along as well.......
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Post by: Lord Cutler Knobhead on November 23, 2011, 01:02:33 PM
Just had a text from the Rooster saying that he is interested in joining the table.

DL

Will he be on the table with apple sauce up his arse?
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Post by: Pete Brooksbank on November 23, 2011, 01:42:18 PM
Can we get hold of XXXL and Norfolk Townie......we could invite The Pink Panther along as well.......

Where's Seabass these days? This could double as an all-time Patter Hall of Shame.
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Post by: RamMalc on November 23, 2011, 05:09:42 PM
Whatever happened to dear old roaster , i mean Rooster ? did he emigrate to France with his millions or is he still doing his "fishing" trips on the Broads ?
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Post by: Pete Brooksbank on November 23, 2011, 05:38:17 PM
Whatever happened to dear old roaster , i mean Rooster ? did he emigrate to France with his millions or is he still doing his "fishing" trips on the Broads ?

I see him pop up on the 'people you may know' thingy on Facebook from time to time. His profile picture appears to be a dilapidated French cottage.
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Post by: Dave H on November 23, 2011, 05:44:20 PM
Can we get hold of XXXL and Norfolk Townie......we could invite The Pink Panther along as well.......

We could only get XXXL to travel from Hong Kong and attend if someone could persuade Daryl Sutch to turn up. !
When Daryl had to present him with a signed football it was a bit like the scene in Alan Partridge when he had to escape from his biggest fan/ stalker Ged Maxwell. "I'll level with you, I'm genuinely scared !"
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Post by: noughtyforties on November 23, 2011, 06:31:10 PM
That clown was in some football magazine the other week as being an obsessive fan.....

He wasn't a full shilling was he?

 :-\
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Post by: kingofnaves on November 23, 2011, 07:02:43 PM
Norty40 he even stopped a few nights with George Doors!The good old days!
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Post by: Dave H on November 23, 2011, 07:04:22 PM
Wow, still cropping up !, was it at Daryl's place of work or has he found a new hero/team ?!
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Post by: Tipps End Pilgrim on November 23, 2011, 07:06:00 PM
RamMalc,

I believe he took off to France to concentrate on a career of renovating and installing telegraph poles ....
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Post by: Pilgrim86 on November 23, 2011, 07:19:44 PM
That clown was in some football magazine the other week as being an obsessive fan.....

He wasn't a full shilling was he?

 :-\
When Saturday Comes. Criticising devotion to his team (Norwich) are you? He lives thousands of miles away, yet still manages to take in the odd game!
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Post by: noughtyforties on November 23, 2011, 07:33:22 PM
Frankly Scott I couldn't give a toss what you think.........I think he's a complete idiot.
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Post by: Lord Lucan on November 25, 2011, 11:10:40 PM
The Patter Table  Re the table of doom

I have only just seen this post nearly fell of my chair, can you imagine that table, with all of the moaners and groaners on here in one place, you would be able to tell which table it was straight away, the one with the black doom clouds over it with the occasional fork of lightening breaking through, what a fun night would be had by all, NOT.
Don’t really know if they would actually speak to each other, they might not be so brave, not been able to hide behind their computer screens, still it would give their carers a night off I suppose,
 Anyway they wouldn’t get served, as one of the biggest wind up merchants on here would have cut the wages of the staff or turned them into BUSA volunteer’s (leaving it to  poor Jan and the B U S A  girls running about all night )looking after them  (but he would offer to help out as long as he "didn’t have to buy a season ticket next season as long as he is not working that is") Then there’s  his mate (the second biggest wind up merchant on here ,no that’s not really fair let’s say biggest moaner on here) just sat there nodding as he seems to agree with everything he says, mind  you he could help with the serving  dishing it out as he gets plenty of practice on here, then again no, as he can’t take anything back can he.  I could go on but I won’t , being a confirmed happy clapper, I am not really allowed my opinion on here,

Anyway at least 4 of them wouldn’t turn up at all but they would all still write it up on patter the next day saying how shit it was and moaning about the speaker.

Now if there was a table for the happy clappers on here count me in what a fun night we would have streamer’s going off balloons a popping smiling happy faces all clapping away not a care in the world
 
OK back into hiding before the snipers get me on here,
 “Shergar stop that and no you can’t volunteer to be a steward KON would never allow it have you seen the price of hay.
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Post by: Myleftfoot on November 25, 2011, 11:14:40 PM
Well done LL I like that post. HAppy clapper table for me, ta  :)
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Post by: Lady GaGa on November 26, 2011, 12:01:41 AM
I'm with you myleftfoot and would be happy to join you and LL.
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Post by: Lord Lucan on November 26, 2011, 12:21:45 AM
Thats happyclappers 2  wind up merchants & moaners 0   mmmmm what have I started
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Post by: Cavalier on November 26, 2011, 10:45:16 AM
Thats happyclappers 2  wind up merchants & moaners 0   mmmmm what have I started

More of this from Lord Lucan, please!    3 - 0
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Post by: Pilgrim86 on November 26, 2011, 11:52:27 AM
+1
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Post by: Tash on November 26, 2011, 12:56:06 PM
What about 5 happy clappers (who will put up with any old crap served to them) and 5 moaning B******S (who wont put up with anything served to them no matter how good it is).
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Post by: kingofnaves on November 26, 2011, 10:13:56 PM
Can I join the happy clapper please?
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Post by: Myleftfoot on November 26, 2011, 10:34:09 PM
Mmmmmmm .................




no you cannot!  :)
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Post by: Lord Lucan on November 27, 2011, 12:44:49 AM
Sorry Kon.
It would be like a butcher joining a vegetarian club. Just so you understand that’s a NO.