Pilgrims' Patter
The Forum => The B-Ark => Topic started by: Tash on November 22, 2011, 04:07:40 PM
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at the Neil Ruddock sportsmens dinner. I think we would need 10 of us at £35+vat any one interested?
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Can you imagine KON for a whole evening!! Is he allowed access to knives and forks yet? :)
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Lets pay him £35 to stay away.
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Ruddock sign him on!We need some players like him in the team.When is it and is there a way to avoid paying the VAT(adam any ideas)
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5 days after my bithday and im not working that week!
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What did Ruddock win in his 'glittering' career?
Oh, he played for one of the worst Liverpool sides in living memory and he kicked a few people. Other than that?
He liked his self styled 'Hardman' reputation but wasn't a patch on his old Milwall team mate Terry Hurlock......I once saw him nearly chop Glen Cockerill in half, and he was no stranger to a bit of naughtiness......
No doubt some will think his drinking and fighting stories will make for great listening........I'd rather listen to a lad who had a good life in football and has made something of himself away from the game too.......sadly those types are all too rare.
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Norty40 not many footballers have been in the jungle!
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Crikey, a table with N40 & KON! Pass the knife, please! :D
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Crikey, a table with N40 & KON! Pass the knife, please! :D
Oh shit what have I started
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Just rang DT of Woodhall!
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Don't worry, you won't catch me lining a twat like Ruddock's pocket...... >:(
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2.5 - 5k for a nights work!
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Don't worry, you won't catch me lining a twat like Ruddock's pocket...... >:(
Whether you go or not, he'll get paid.
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Not from my hard earned money he wont.
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Just had a text from the Rooster saying that he is interested in joining the table.
DL
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Ruddock, a fine fella. Athletic, brave and consistent the true ABC of footy! Get down there and support the club cum'on :)
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Can we get hold of XXXL and Norfolk Townie......we could invite The Pink Panther along as well.......
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Just had a text from the Rooster saying that he is interested in joining the table.
DL
Will he be on the table with apple sauce up his arse?
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Can we get hold of XXXL and Norfolk Townie......we could invite The Pink Panther along as well.......
Where's Seabass these days? This could double as an all-time Patter Hall of Shame.
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Whatever happened to dear old roaster , i mean Rooster ? did he emigrate to France with his millions or is he still doing his "fishing" trips on the Broads ?
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Whatever happened to dear old roaster , i mean Rooster ? did he emigrate to France with his millions or is he still doing his "fishing" trips on the Broads ?
I see him pop up on the 'people you may know' thingy on Facebook from time to time. His profile picture appears to be a dilapidated French cottage.
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Can we get hold of XXXL and Norfolk Townie......we could invite The Pink Panther along as well.......
We could only get XXXL to travel from Hong Kong and attend if someone could persuade Daryl Sutch to turn up. !
When Daryl had to present him with a signed football it was a bit like the scene in Alan Partridge when he had to escape from his biggest fan/ stalker Ged Maxwell. "I'll level with you, I'm genuinely scared !"
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That clown was in some football magazine the other week as being an obsessive fan.....
He wasn't a full shilling was he?
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Norty40 he even stopped a few nights with George Doors!The good old days!
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Wow, still cropping up !, was it at Daryl's place of work or has he found a new hero/team ?!
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RamMalc,
I believe he took off to France to concentrate on a career of renovating and installing telegraph poles ....
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That clown was in some football magazine the other week as being an obsessive fan.....
He wasn't a full shilling was he?
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When Saturday Comes. Criticising devotion to his team (Norwich) are you? He lives thousands of miles away, yet still manages to take in the odd game!
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Frankly Scott I couldn't give a toss what you think.........I think he's a complete idiot.
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The Patter Table Re the table of doom
I have only just seen this post nearly fell of my chair, can you imagine that table, with all of the moaners and groaners on here in one place, you would be able to tell which table it was straight away, the one with the black doom clouds over it with the occasional fork of lightening breaking through, what a fun night would be had by all, NOT.
Don’t really know if they would actually speak to each other, they might not be so brave, not been able to hide behind their computer screens, still it would give their carers a night off I suppose,
Anyway they wouldn’t get served, as one of the biggest wind up merchants on here would have cut the wages of the staff or turned them into BUSA volunteer’s (leaving it to poor Jan and the B U S A girls running about all night )looking after them (but he would offer to help out as long as he "didn’t have to buy a season ticket next season as long as he is not working that is") Then there’s his mate (the second biggest wind up merchant on here ,no that’s not really fair let’s say biggest moaner on here) just sat there nodding as he seems to agree with everything he says, mind you he could help with the serving dishing it out as he gets plenty of practice on here, then again no, as he can’t take anything back can he. I could go on but I won’t , being a confirmed happy clapper, I am not really allowed my opinion on here,
Anyway at least 4 of them wouldn’t turn up at all but they would all still write it up on patter the next day saying how shit it was and moaning about the speaker.
Now if there was a table for the happy clappers on here count me in what a fun night we would have streamer’s going off balloons a popping smiling happy faces all clapping away not a care in the world
OK back into hiding before the snipers get me on here,
“Shergar stop that and no you can’t volunteer to be a steward KON would never allow it have you seen the price of hay.
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Well done LL I like that post. HAppy clapper table for me, ta :)
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I'm with you myleftfoot and would be happy to join you and LL.
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Thats happyclappers 2 wind up merchants & moaners 0 mmmmm what have I started
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Thats happyclappers 2 wind up merchants & moaners 0 mmmmm what have I started
More of this from Lord Lucan, please! 3 - 0
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+1
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What about 5 happy clappers (who will put up with any old crap served to them) and 5 moaning B******S (who wont put up with anything served to them no matter how good it is).
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Can I join the happy clapper please?
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Mmmmmmm .................
no you cannot! :)
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Sorry Kon.
It would be like a butcher joining a vegetarian club. Just so you understand that’s a NO.