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The Forum => The B-Ark => Topic started by: Seenbetter on July 06, 2009, 01:34:36 PM

Title: Happiness
Post by: Seenbetter on July 06, 2009, 01:34:36 PM
Happiness is---- That feeling when you think that the worst is behind BUFC.
                           Believing that finally someone is in charge both on and off the pitch who know what they
                           are doing.
                           Knowing that one day a certain person will get his comeuppence.
                           Knowing that the bugger has nothing to do with the club anymore (you know who I
                           mean).
                           Looking at the league table on BUFC web site and seeing our position (I know it's in
                           alphabetical order for the intellectuals out there but that doesn't matter at the moment).
                           Knowing that the season will soon be upon us and give us fellers an excuse not to go
                           shopping or cut the grass.
Ther must be some other reasons to be happy !!!!!
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: CRANWELL PILGRIM on July 06, 2009, 01:48:12 PM
Happiness is............

Sharing a bottle of Bushmills with your mate.  ::)
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: lonegunman on July 06, 2009, 05:37:48 PM
Happiness is egg shaped. Now, how many of you old farts can remember the add?  ;D

check the grassy knoll
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: howmanynames2pick on July 06, 2009, 06:07:40 PM
Happiness is egg shaped. Now, how many of you old farts can remember the add?  ;D

check the grassy knoll
is a song by Ken Dodd (for even older farts)
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: lonegunman on July 06, 2009, 06:27:49 PM
I have to admit i remember that song too, i am an old fart.  :-[  :'(

check the grassy knoll
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: Bartmac on July 06, 2009, 06:30:19 PM
Happiness is:-  not having any missives from "Pierre Noel" :D
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: howmanynames2pick on July 06, 2009, 06:43:50 PM


check the grassy knoll
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i can remember where i was! even though i was only 6 or 7
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: pere noel on July 06, 2009, 07:10:24 PM
Happiness is:-  not having any missives from "Pierre Noel" :D

 ;) HIC, HIC.
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: Seenbetter on July 06, 2009, 08:25:39 PM
Who's this bloke Ken Dodd singing Happiness on the Grassy Knoll
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: Lord Cutler Knobhead on July 06, 2009, 09:46:22 PM
Happiness is eggshaped
and love's a circle with no end
It's only four o'clock in the morning
And you're still driving me round the bend.....for the not so old farts ;D
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: Swampy on July 06, 2009, 11:17:29 PM
Happiness is eggshaped
and love's a circle with no end
It's only four o'clock in the morning
And you're still driving me round the bend.....for the not so old farts ;D

The Seahorses?
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: Seenbetter on July 07, 2009, 07:44:42 AM
This is getting close to the birth of a new forum with comments made by an elite group of intellectuals who want to be grumpy or reflect on old times. Its members would be called TOFFs. It stands for The Old Farts Forum. Ahh the good old days when as a young lad I would hang about outside the ground and wait for half time when the gates would be opened and you could get in and watch the second half for free. We may have been poor but we werent daft.
A tip for the marketing management of the club. When I lodged with a retired business man he told me it was best to charge smaller and sell more rather than try to exploit the customer and sell only a few. Now how much are the new shirts going to be?
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: howmanynames2pick on July 07, 2009, 09:56:35 AM
Who's this bloke Ken Dodd singing Happiness on the Grassy Knoll

it was more of a reference to Dallas (town not programme) than Knotty Ash :)
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: semion on July 07, 2009, 01:23:53 PM

is a song by Ken Dodd (for even older farts)
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I think you will find good Old Ken was singing about  "A PENIS" in that song. As in...A penis,  A penis, the greatest gift that i possess, i thank the Lord that ive been blessed with more than my share of a Penis.  ;D
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: howmanynames2pick on July 07, 2009, 05:48:45 PM
hence the name semi on?
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: qwerty on July 08, 2009, 07:28:19 PM
hence the name semi on?

That's actually funny, I thought you might have got a bit more of a response.
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: Seenbetter on July 09, 2009, 07:40:45 AM
Has he been blessed or been responding to all these Spam messages that sneak through. Trouble with receiving those messages is it could lead to months of counselling.
Title: Re: Happiness
Post by: cappo on July 10, 2009, 01:07:32 PM
hence the name semi on?
;D ;D ;D shocking but funny ;D