Meanwhile Rio Ferdinand has tweeted about becoming the new Manchester United manager, Arsenal have added a retractable roof to the Emirates Stadium, Southampton have a new club crest, Dave Bassett is the new Director of Football at Sheffield Wednesday and Lionel Messi has moved to Real Madrid.
I think it's also the anniversary of Dagenham advising their supporters to wear sunglasses for night matches because they'd had some brighter floodlights installed.
And didn't Grimsby announce that they'd be wearing pink and black stripes for the rest of the season after the kit man put a bright red sock in the washing machine alongside the shirts?