Pilgrims' Patter
The Forum => The B-Ark => Topic started by: lonegunman on June 22, 2012, 03:44:12 AM
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Sepp Blatter pledges to introduce goal-line technology as quickly as 24 hours ago
President of FIFA Sepp Blatter has pledged to backdate the introduction of goal-line technology to yesterday in the hope of stopping England beating Ukraine.
Blatter revealed that he was devastated that Ukraine’s goal against England last night was ruled out, and chose to ignore the fact that Marko Devic was offside in the build up.
“Whether he was offside or not is irrelevent,” said a tearful Blatter.
“What matters is that England benefited from this incorrect decision, which is completely unacceptable to me.”
Goal line technology
Blatter, who has also criticised penalty shoot-outs after one was inexplicably won by an English side, went on to highlight other rule changes that are under consideration.
“We have already seen an English club win the Champions League by unfairly competing in it.”
“We cannot run the risk of England progressing any further in this tournament.”
“I have watched England’s games and I saw a number of things that I don’t want to see happening while I am President of Fifa – namely England getting the ball in the opposition’s goal.”
“I will be recommending that any England player scoring a goal will immediately be sent off for unsporting behaviour.”
“Also any England player attempting to gain possession by tackling an opponent will be dismissed for violent conduct.”
“All I want to see is fairness.”
“And non-English winners.”
check the grassy knoll and the chips and curry :bunny
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Sepp Blatter has introduced a new scheme to improve world football.
Make the home countries form a Great Britain team for the Olympics
Force them to become a Great Britain team in the world game reducing the number of votes from 4 to 1
After 3 months drop the word Great
After 6 months increase the word Britian to Brittiany and incorporate us with the French National Team
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Remove the word BLATTER and replace with......
Three from the top please Carol and one from the bottom
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But surely great britain is only 3 countries :P
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The Euros are organised and run by UEFA (think Platini) and not by FIFA (Blatter),,,,
Just a technicality mind you to some interesting scenarios and thoughts...!
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Is the goal line assistant not Platini's idea, can't see him wanting to end up with egg on his smug little face.
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England,Scotland,Wales,Northern Ireland?
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Northern Ireland is part of the UK, not Great Britain, hence three countries
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Spot on CP
http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/questions/britain.html